(via infected)
Nosy boy wants attention but remains polite
Look at the size of this boy, an absolute unit.
(via dulect)
*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
me: BALLIN
me: BALL IS LIFE
me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
(via dulect)
(via shedreamsofaworld)
Priest: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded gal pal?